My building uses a web-based system for letting us know when a package has arrived, as a place for us to report problems to maintenance for repair, and as a bulletin board for residents to post notices and items for sale. Yesterday someone posted the most awesome thing ever:

Title: Red Velvet Suit with Pluming Feathers worn by Whitney Houston (Price: $1999)

I have a Whitney Houston red velvet outfit with pluming feathers on jacket–size 4-6, and a skirt–size 0-2. It was worn while performing her “I’m Your Baby Tonite World Tour”. The designer’s name is “Lisandro Sarasola”. I also have a letter proving the authenticity sent by her sister from the company letterhead as well as a signed autobiography book about Whitney.

I mean, really…how can I afford NOT to get this item? I wonder if I could find some crack in the pocket lining…