Status Updates for 2009-12-29

  • Yes, bartender, I did indeed order a "White Lace". I rest secure in my
    manhood. And yes, I feel pretty. #
  • I love Puerto Rico and the people here, it will be a little sad to leave tomorrow. #
  • Odd to see mormon missionary boys in Rincon #
  • Stubbed and slashed open my left big toe today on a metal grate…I should just have my feet removed, it is crazy how often this happens #