One more tip


This tip is worth its weight in gold. With all the chaos I don’t know why this should be the case, but talking on my cell phone or even just PRETENDING to talk on my cell phone repels touts of all kinds. Formerly hounded by shoe shiners, paan wallahs, rickshaw drivers, and beggars of all kinds, a mysterious holy force field seems to surround me when I place my cell to my head and make imaginary plans with my friend Invi (Invi is his nickname. His full name is “Invisible Friend”).