You really have to hate UPS. Their site says they will deliver today, but they won’t give you a window more precise than 9am to 7pm. I called twice today to no avail, and the last person I spoke to said they only guaranteed delivery today sometime, by which they mean before midnight. So I have been trapped in my apartment all day, 7pm came and went, and my roommate Shanya comes into the apartment a few minutes ago to announce that the building up the street just had their boiler blow up and so the street is now blocked off by numerous fire trucks and ambulances. Maybe I just wasn’t meant to get a delivery today.